Humor & Satire
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

Shot Dunyun: The auctioneer’s chanting, “Seventy-five, seventy-five, who’ll give me eighty? Who’ll bid eighty dollars? Do I hear eighty dollars…?” Rant and Echo are still poking around the lot, looking ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

Dispatch Seventeenth Begins here seventeenth account of operative me, agent number 67, on arrival religion propaganda distribution outlet city . Sabbath . Denomination . For official record, initial public appearance ...
( Category: Humor & Satire February 7,2018 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk [Palahniuk, Chuck]

Up on the pulpit is a list of people I've never met and their life-threatening conditions. Mrs. Steven Brandon, I just have to call out. Come down and have your ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

Chapter 23 Anytime somebody in a new car offered them a ride, the Mommy told the driver, “No.” They’d stand at the side of the road and watch the new ...
( Category: Literary February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

ACT I, SCENE FOURTEEN Cut to me, running, a trench coat worn over my maid’s uniform flapping open in front to reveal the black dress and white apron within. In ...
( Category: Humor & Satire February 7,2018 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

CHAPTER FIFTEEN Jump to the moment around one o'clock in the morning in Evie's big silent house when Manus stops screaming and I can finally think. Evie is in Cancun, ...
( Category: Literary February 7,2018 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk

Chapter 12 Mister his honor, mister chapter president of the local chapter of the national united projectionist and independent theater operators union just sat. Under and behind and inside everything ...
( Category: Contemporary February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Chuck Palahniuk [Palahniuk, Chuck]

I asked: Why shouldn't a woman use her body any way she wants? I asked: Why are we still fighting this same battle two thousand years later? Both of us ...
( Category: Humor & Satire February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:welsh,irvine

70 – Aw, aye, her. – Tidy wee bit ay fanny . . . if ye dinnae mind us sayin, likesay. Nae offence likes, pal. – Naw, nae problem mate. ...
( Category: Urban Life February 7,2018 )
epub |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Aldous Huxley [Huxley, Aldous]

CHAPTER XVIII. The nearest Roman Catholic church was upwards of twenty miles away. Ivor, who was punctilious in his devotions, came down early to breakfast and had his car at ...
( Category: Classics February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Douglas Adams

( Category: Science Fiction February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Douglas Adams

Chapter 25 There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they ...
( Category: Science Fiction February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Douglas Adams

Chapter 18 The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it. Zaphod grasped him firmly by the arm and manoeuvred him into a cubicle ...
( Category: Science Fiction February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Douglas Adams [Adams, Douglas]

Chapter 20 "The purpose of having the sun go low in the evenings, in the summer, especially in parks," said the voice earnestly, "is to make girl's breasts bob up ...
( Category: Science Fiction February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Douglas Adams

14 As the Guide folded itself back into a smooth, dark disk, Ford realised some pretty hectic stuff. Or at least he tried to realise it, but it was too ...
( Category: Science Fiction February 7,2018 )